Biography
Trixie Con Leche, 25, Hailing from Tallahasse Florida, Plays the Skins In This Sick, Obscene, Sad Excuse For a Rock 'n' Roll Band. She Enjoys Seared Ahi Tuna, South Beach Massages, and Diet Pills... Ground Chuck, or, "Dr. Chang", 500, Hails From Planet Donut In the Outer Rim Galaxy of Narcos 9. This Creature Creates the Treble of Trouble. "Guitar", to You Humans. Chuck Enjoys the Company of His Pal Reggie, a 6 String Monster Devoted to The Destruction of Earth... T-Bird, 25, Is a Current Resident of San Francisco, and Rumblin' His Way to the Bottom of the Charts. Critics Say, "This Go Nowhere Attitude of his, is Responsible For the Decline of music as we Know it." The 5'6" Bass Player Likes Beer, Bowls and Britney... Bad Shit Is'nt a Band... We're a Cult...
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