Biography
Costica was born during the hot summer night of 1995. Once out of his mother's belly, he started singing. Hearing his extremely melancholic voice, the Chinese television authorities followed a star, came in through Costica parents' bathroom window, and the Chinese secret services thus stole Costica away. It is said that since that unfortunate event, the Chinese had managed to keep him hidden in their own bathtub, where Costica produced, accompanied by a band composed of Gheorghe Zamfir, Ion Bocsa and Maria Dragomiroiu, the most marvellous and hysterical pieces of music ever to walk this Earth. During his Chinese emprisonement, Costica learned to play the guitar, the balalaika, the dramba, and the panda bear.
In the winter of 2006, helped by the Taiwaneese secret agent Yu-Tzun-Khai, Costica managed to escape from his Chinese bathtub prison and swimmed off to the Philippines, where he converted to Islam. Soon he started touring the world, later on fell in love with a Polinesian girl and now he is touring the world, singing in southern Siberia, near the forest of Tungus.
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A few people still debate his personality. They say Costica is a 'mountain maniac'. Still, this not a musical controversy, but a political one. However, the mountain maniac they are envisaging does not play the panda bear; therefore he cannot be Costica.
Biography text from Last.fm, available under CC BY-SA.