D-Unit

A long long time ago

in a forest not too far from here,

a brave band of Indians

relinquished all qualms and fears

for what they had seen

arising from the depths

of Grand Ol’ Lake Millersville

brought a warmness to their chests.

As our three brave demigods

started on their quest

to put an end to crappy music

and put indies to the test,

a ghetto stood in front of them

he counted to three

but our champions just laughed

and Nate, he took a pee.

Shortly after this

the locals, they did sing

what a grand thing D-Unit is

and wont they be their king.

"No", said they in a kindly way,

"Please go and rule yourselves.

We need to voyage onward

and make this land green and well".

D-Unit the strong;

D-Unit the brave.

Working for the common man

and freeing all the slaves.

D-Unit the wise;

D-Unit the fair

Making emos happy

and pulling gothics from their lairs.

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D-UNIT (디유닛) is a South Korean female trio formed by D-Business Entertainment. The group first promoted as a trio, however the groups concept includes the addition of a new member with every promotion cycle (This was not the case for their debut to Luv Me, as the group said it was more of a continuation rather than a fresh comeback). The group debuted with a full-length album, featuring the title track "I’m Missin’ You" on August 1, 2012.[1] This was followed by their debut stage on August 2, 2012 on M!Countdown!

Members:

Ram - September 21, 1987 (age 38)

UJin - October 23, 1989 (age 36)

Zin - April 10, 1993 (age 33)