Biography
Dan Sparks is the human incarnation of awesome. He is capable of many superhuman feats, most involving lorries, but he's so humble that he'll only mention one or two in a given conversation. Once, he was lost, but now he's found. His stick figure art is rivaled only by his Flash animation, although both bow to his talent at navigating snowstorms to find true love. He's British, and he does what he wants.
Biography text from Last.fm, available under CC BY-SA.