Biography
Do you know how much we kick ass? I don't think so, no one knows how much ass we kick. And why is that? Because we kick so much ass that its too much for one individual human being to possibly comprehend... deep shit, huh? Hell yeah, so anyway, thats how kickass we are and don't fucking forget it!
Now about our history, its a long and complex story, but I guess We'll tell it anyway. A long time ago, it all began with Van Helsing. Xaq, Dan, and Mike all went to see Van Helsing at our local theatre. We all enjoyed the rediculous movie, and were discussing it afterwards. One of us mentioned "those bags of babies that required electricity to come to life". Then another one of us says "yeah, they were electric fetuses..." Then yet another of us says "woah... that would make a kickass band name!" And thus Electric Fetus was born. So thanks to Van Helsing, we now have a kickass band, and it was all formed around the name. Kickass, no?
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And just so its all clear, myspace is extremely queer and dumb and gay and all that, EF is only on here because its good for bands. Its spreads the fetus love quickly and to alot of people, but for just people, myspace is gay as fuck. Anyways though, Electric Fetus is going to sell out anyway, so its all good. I mean, we're planning to fucking make an Electric Fetus toilet paper for christ sake. So fuck off, its all okay calm the fuck down fuckers, we still kick major ass.
We tried to upload Hai2U to our picture section, but myspace will not allow it. This is an injustice to humanity, and yet another reason why myspace sucks the llama's ass.
Electric Fetus; the next Dio!
Oh, and here is the OFFICIAL definition of Electric Fetus: If you took every religion's messiah (Jesus, Mohammad, Mr. T, Buddah, ect.), and rolled them all into one single being, then that being would be Electric Fetus.
Biography text from Last.fm, available under CC BY-SA.