Biography
It was a Red Moon back in 1975, an alien spaceship crash-landed in a field outside of Johannesburg. A small blob of goo was ejected from the foreign inter-stellar vehicle and splashed against the belly-button of a beautiful young South African woman. She didn't shower that night as she was considering becoming a hippy.
A few months later GARVIES was flushed into the ocean where he lived on fish & seaweed until his teenage years. One very bright sunny morning he was seen by an elderly man with a cane walking his dog on the beach, emerging from the rocky shore-break on The Bluff with nothing but a shitty warped Spanish guitar with some goo on it.
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He was later reported seen skateboarding the mountainous downhills of the N2 freeway spanning South Africa with the warped Spanish guitar in one arm & surboard in the other; some then saw him tearing up the long walls of Supertubes in J-Bay. There were rumors he was seen playing bass in a hip-hop band in Cape Town. There are photos of him wide-eyed in the front row at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert in England in the late 1990's. He was then seen playing bass in a touring rock-band in Toronto, Canada in 2009 & just the other day someone saw him getting spat out of an early-winter barrel at Chestermanns Beach on Vancouver Island..
Who knows where he'll pop & slap next.
Peace & Love :DC / Tofino BC / Dec 2014
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