Biography
Created one stormy night long ago, in a sinister castle on top an even more sinister hill, by the most sinisterest mad scientist of all, for the purpose of global domanation. The scientist's plan failed, however, as the HELLbros protested his wishes for their own purpose. These monsters would manifest as the world's greatest rock band. Sorry Tenacious D and Led Zeppelin, your mighty reign has ended.
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