Biography
Kozaks of Metallishtan (also sometimes abbreviated as KOM) is the Bestest (and probably the only) Polkka-Metal band from Metallishtan. Metallishtan as a nation was occupied by the Soviet Russia, and due to heavy Russifinication (Ick!) its geographic whereabouts are nowadays quite obscure.
Kozaks of Metallishtan consists of three Metallishtan men:
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General Petrovsky: Balalaika and vocals
Igor Ivanovitsch : Bass balalaika and vocals
Karpov Markov : Bongos, Rocks and other hittable objects that say "bang"
Former members and affiliations:
Mihail : Deported to Siberia
Don Panno : Famous Sicilian mobster
"Hop, hop!" - famous Metallishtan saying.
Biography text from Last.fm, available under CC BY-SA.