Biography
Brought to You! by Toyota Motors, GE Electric, & various steel mills, it's NARDS! the soft producer of derelict noise to confound various populations of the nation w/o healthcare. Ever down and regular mattress not providing you with a comfortable night's sleep...NARDS-it! Ever experiencing feelings of doubt, chagrin, or unmeasurable lack of distinct place in life...NARDS-it! Ever sick of slicing carrots with a regular knife...NARDS-it! Suck a Bean, and NARDS-it!
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