Never Ending Game
Biography
Never Ending Game is a beatdown band from Detroit, Michigan, featuring members of Freedom, True Love, and Detain.
It's difficult to fully encapsulate the sheer caged-animal derangement going on here with objective prose, so here are a series of metaphors that hopefully help you grasp the true girth that it is Never Ending Game:
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-Harder than getting hit in the head with a fucking ball-peen hammer by someone you couldn't have beaten in a fight anyway.
-Action movie montage music for after the hero's family has been murdered and he's "using his darkness" to revenge prep.
-The emotional tumult of when you're in middle school and some dude named Ron pulls you aside to tell you he's marrying your mom.
-What Predator listens to, both while he hunts, and when he misses his home planet.
-When you have to communicate your feelings but the only tools you have are a dull knife and a pile of loose bullets.
Understand that these metaphors can each only hope to encapsulate a single facet in the complex gem that is the unadulterated blitz of dumb-brilliance. In conclusion, this band offers the unique opportunity for understanding how the Neanderthal community must have felt discovering fire.
Biography text from Last.fm, available under CC BY-SA.