Biography
In 1847 the Orquesta de Cámara del Zapato Esquí originally featured David Hasselhoff on the ra-ra-wu-trumpet, Dave Lombardo at the psycho xylophone, Geezer Butler on the bass and Doro Pesch as a singer. No tracks with vocals were ever produced, though.
After the Death Star was destroyed, members of the band changed like beer vanishes in the presence of the Skischuh. So the Skischuh himself decided to sign the band to his own label, Skischuh Brutal Rekords, and then the band became the most popular group in the history of the universe.
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