Biography
Led by dreamy vocalist, Greg Blake, Phantom and Ash first made an appearance in a town named after German Pork Loving Fatties. The band started as a trio or quatro, involving a few musicians and John Scheineson, who was later kicked out of the band due to severe Attention Defecit Disorder.
Grant Buckingham, "pianist," had never touched a keyboard until asked to play for Phantom and Ash. His lack of skill mattered little, as he was rarely heard over guitarist, Sam Cole, and when Buckingham did "play" his instrument, it was actually Beethoven riffs on loop.
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Emo fag, Sam Cole, led the band with pop riffs and phat "ooooo'"s, but the genius lied in the hands of the remaining two members.
Transvestite drummer, Harrison Weiss, and Arab extremist, Kian Fallahi, worked together to drive the band to fame, claiming fifth place in a musical tournament held in December of 2005. Kian Fallahi's bass riffs, and stolen guitar parts, made him among the most talented multi-instrumentalists the world has ever seen, and it has been scheduled by Hezbollah, for Fallahi to blow Israel's mind with a sweet bass lick or two this coming September, if peace negotiations do not work out.
Weiss, after moving 6,000 miles away from the rest of the band (the moon), continues to drum for them using telekenesis and mind control. While drumming for the band, Weiss often plants explosives inside his drums to mark the end of a set. Weiss has lost four arms, and six kidneys, but continues to drum using his mind.
Fallahi later moved on to play guitar (in the future), and blew minds with creative guitar riffs and awesomeness (in the future, as well).
Blake received a 60,000 dollar scholarship for his fagging abilities, and will also be used in politics to help settle the drug war in Madagascar.
Biography text from Last.fm, available under CC BY-SA.