Biography
1) Forged together on an unbreakable bond of real ale, math rock and reverb pedals. Pylons (UK) formed at a Dananananaykroyd concert, after a series of name changes including "Kirsty Allsopp and the Sunshine band" and "Chef Goldblum" the band finally decided on Pylons. It's not exactly clear why but it is said that each member of the band was visited in a dream by the ghost of Nicolas Cage (past, present and future) who ordered them to call their whiny emo band "Pylons". The band benefited from a line up change in 2378 when Wesley Crusher left the band to pursue a mediocre career as an acting ensign in Starfleet Academy. They have received little to no critical praise.
"Painful noise"
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3) Pylons (US) was a Chicago punk band from 2015-2020. They released two LPs during their run. Sam Fadness and Karen Mooney went on to start xyzxyz.
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