Biography
Simonus is writing this in the fourth person, even though there is no such thing.
Simonus is a nerd. A nerd who's trying to do... something. It cannot quite be defined. He's also a brilliant criminal mastermind. As this text was written, all he had accomplished under the name was a jokeful remix of a brilliantly constructed, but very short voice clip sent to him by a close friend. Which, also, was made as a joke.
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At the time THIS part was written, all he had accomplished was still that little.
The End.
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