Biography
Generic-ass band bio (non-third person edition): We is Smash Potater and we is a bunch of POSERS that come from the radioactive wastelands of Aurora, IL. The toxic waste in the fox river has bred a new breed of generic straight up THRASH! no bullshit, no flashy lights, no lame off-time tempo changes. Just circle pits, and circle jerks. bitch :)
Biography text from Last.fm, available under CC BY-SA.