Swamp Squat

Gunkie Undiez: Gunkie Undiez

Eatin' Roidz: Jug Analysis

Lyrics:

1. Log Ride - Welcome children, to the Log Ride!

Prepare for the most ab-turd....I mean, absurd ride of your life!!!

Now we will defart....I mean, depart on our journey!!!!

Enjoy the flush....I mean, RUSH!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

2. Breasticide - You've got pests on your breasts, I don't wanna touch those tits

When the milk comes out it looks like rotten grits

If the skin is peeling (SHIT) Flesh is decomposing (TOO LATE)

Too late for any remedy

You go to the nurse, to get this shit reversed

But she looks at you and says "NO WAY!!!!"

We're gonna need a dose of breasticide

Acid shit that coats your tits and makes them fucking fry

Retrieve the note, fill the prescription

Undress yourself, read the description

"Beware of the side effects, but you're better off dead than

with rotten breasts"

So, this is the decision that the bitch has to make

Should she keep her rotten tits or seal her fucking fate

Looking in the mirror, doesn't like what she sees

Who would wanna look at tits covered in fleas?

Opening the bottle, the toxic substance reeks

The deadly stench fills the air, liquid starts to leak

Without hesitation, she chugs the deadly mess

'Cause what's a girl worth if she doesn't have breasts?

3. Massivkrap - One time, when I was young I got a guitar

My parents bought it for me in the hopes that I'd become a star

I fuckin' grabbed the axe and took it everywhere

Made an appearance with my overgroomed hair

When I look in the mirror, all that I see

Is a fuckin hot dude lookin' back at me

With muscles bulging from every inch of my bod

Without a doubt, I've become my own fucking god

I listened to a band that called themselves Black Metal

I heard the synth, saw the dudes decked out in corpse paint

Don't give a fuck about true, raw emotion

Just wanna play this shit to get fuckin' laid

GIRLS SUCK MY DICK WHILE I PRACTICE MY SHRED

No one can ever reach my level

I'm Jameson, bitch, and I'm the devil

My ego couldn't get, any more inflated

According to a contest, I'm fucking top-rated

GIRLS SUCK MY DICK WHILE I PRACTICE MY SHRED

4. Global Porning - TITZ ON THE T.V.!!!!

And I don't care, everyone's aware that I'm jacking off without a care

I'm not scared when my parents are in the other room, watchin' those titz go boom

My grandparents will be fapping in the tomb

The world is dying, our brains are frying, there's no denying

Porn's taking over, I can't stay sober, my mind is a blur

With all this access to breasts and asses, our world collapses

I solemnly swear, I'm not aware we're experiencing global...

poooOOOOOOORNNNIIIIIINNNGG!!!!!!

In a world devoid of progress

Where porn spreads from the south to the midwest

I will put aside my goals in life

Because I fuckin' wanna look at some breasts

THIS IS NOT DYSTOPIA, THIS IS A EUPHORIA

THIS IS NOT DYSTOPIA, THIS IS A EUPHORIA

Now that porn has taken over, I'm not afraid

You will find me in my room jacking without aid

Put your face under my desk, you will all get sprayed

With no care my dick is out, everything's displayed

Through my sperm you will wade

The world is dying, our brains are frying, there's no denying

Porn's taking over, I can't stay sober, my mind is a blur

With all this access to breasts and asses, our world collapses

I solemnly swear, I'm not aware we're experiencing global...

poooOOOOOOORNNNIIIIIINNNGG!!!!!!

5. I Thrashed So Hard I Ripped Off A Nard - I THRASHED SO HARD I RIPPED OFF A NARD GO!

In the pit, feelin tits

Fuckin love those boobs

My mating ritual ain't for all the dudez

Thrashing hard in the middle of the crowd

Thrash so hard I look like I have downs GO

On the ground my nard lays in a pool of blood

Guess that tonight, I won't be able to nut

I tried to grab her titties but she grabbed my nards instead

Burzum is the best and now you're all dead

"Please not my nutz!"

"FUCK YOU"

6. Tok-siq Mom-it - Tok-siq Mom-it covered in slime

From head to toe

She vomits on your face just to watch the sludge flow

Oozing on your homework

It's now an incomplete

She throws you to the ground just to shave her feet

Raging through the house

All she wants to do

Is kick your ass like Gnarl Thrasht and fuckin' torture you

She's taking your allowance

To fund her master plan

She takes the cash to change her sex and turn into a man

Hiding in the closet

You're starting to freak out

She bashes down the door and pulls you out

Into the bathroom

You have to clean the toilet

The only problem is that she just took a huge shit

UH!

Tok-siq Mom-it covered in slime

From head to toe

She vomits on your face just to watch the sludge flow (x2)

VOMITS JUST TO WATCH THE SLUDGE FLOW

7. Virulent Taco - A rancid rotten taco oozing, chilling on the ground

Dead rats and cats surround it, make a putrid mound

Savage wolves close in for food, eating from the pile

Suffocation takes its toll while they choke on their bile

This virulent taco killing everyone who dares

The meat is slush it starts to gush, cooked less than medium rare

A man is next to take his turn, it scorches off his dick

Because this fuckin taco belongs to a CHICK!!!!!!

Singing off her foes' wangs with one-second bangs

This woman with an acid vag seems fuckin' strange

Seducing men she strokes their pens she takes them to her house

They wanna sex this bangin bitch until their in her blouse

The smell of her tuna...MAKE YOU WANNA CRY!!!!!

The taste of her relish....MAKE YOU FUKKIN DIE!!!!!

There's no hope for this fool covered in drool

He lets this bitch with tainted tits treat him like a mule

She pins him down to the ground, going to start a ride

Nearly stunned he grabs a gun which aids his suicide

TOXIC TACO THRASH!!!!

8. Winter Wonder Wastleand - The kids are ready to go outside

Not knowing that they will die

Charging out to play in the show

What a gnarly way that they will go

Toying with their snowmen, the missiles on their way

They won't finish them, heh, what a shame...

Frosty with a frowny face, what a funny sight

The radiation levels will reach a new height

Atomic shit is falling everywhere from the sky

The pleasant playing children won't know that they will die

Winter wonder wasteland, coming from above

The pure white snow will soon be coated in blood

Winter wonder wasteland

Atomic shit is falling everywhere from the sky

The pleasant playing children won't know that they will die

Winter wonder wasteland, coming from above

The pure white snow will soon be coated in blood

Missiles drop and parents scream, children fry

Right before their very eyes, toddlers fry

The toasty tots rise from the frozen bloodied ground

They've become the undead, except they all have downs

Winter wonder wasteland

9. God of the Swamp - Rim jobs in demand the people wanna know

How it feels to tounge that bush, lick it really slow

Hundred dollar ticket to experience the show

Non-refundable, you find out that he didn't mow

RIM JOB GO

RIM JOB

Sucked in, your face is his

Your mouth, around his hole

His hairs, are coming loose

Reach out, for the noose

Sucked in, your face is his

Your mouth, around his hole

His hairs, are coming loose

Put your neck into the noose

Put your neck into the noose

Rim jobs in demand the people wanna know

How it feels to tounge that bush, lick it really slow

Hundred dollar ticket to experience the show

Non-refundable, you find out that he didn't mow

Your face is sucked in deeper, fuckin smells like a troll

You open your eyes to see a lonesome giant mole

You try to scream for help but there is nothing you can do

Dying slowly, rim job is the last thing that you'll do

RIMJOBRIMJOBRIMJOBRIMJOBRIMJOBRIMJOBRIMJOB

10. Nuclear Whorehead - She likes it best between her breasts

She'll take it anyway

Her want for lust shows off her bust

And she blows guys all day

Her breast exposed, her buttcrack shows

It's all put on display

But don't get in her pants or else you might just pass away

Her. Warts. Explode like an acid-coated whale

Her. Stench. You better not fuckin inhale

Dis. Ease. Running rampant in her netherworld

Bombs. Drop like the warts of this fuckin smelly girl

She's open for business and she's starting to freak out

Everyone is hearing of her thing that smells like trout

No guy will touch her, not even Eric Stout

Throughout all the halls, the kids hear the trashy shout

Her. Warts. Explode like an acid-coated whale

Her. Stench. You better not fuckin inhale

Dis. Ease. Running rampant in her netherworld

Bombs. Drop like the warts of this fuckin smelly girl

She was a nude-clear whorehead, ah-ha-ha-ha-ha

NUDE. CLEAR. WHORE. HEEEAAAAD.

NUDE. CLEAR. WHORE. HEEEAAAAD.

NUDE. (She likes it best between her breasts)

CLEAR. (But she'll take it anyway)

WHORE. (She lusts, shows off her bust)

HEEEAAAAD. (And she blows guys all day)

11. Swamp Squat - Nording around, in a fuckin' swamp

Feeling a load in your ass

The pressure is building

But you can't hold it in

Swamp squat, just let that shit pass!

SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT

Your shit turns into a swamp monster!!!!

OH!!!!!

SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT SWAMP SQUAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!