Biography
If god made a super group.
The Sweatpant Boners were formed by Robby Roadsteamer, Ken Susi (Unearth), Adam D. (Killswitch Engage), Toby D. (Aftershock)...... but quickly broke up because the world wasn't ready for the garden. The metal scene in Massachusetts cried when this supergroup and supernatural warriors broke up in 2002.
Biography text from Last.fm, available under CC BY-SA.