Biography
Let me tell you of the advent of Dandy Lion. First i give you the back round of the individuals that make up the band. Kyle Smith was born in Istanbul on the night of a full moon. When he burst out of the womb he stood seven feet tall and had fists made of iron. He then ran of into the woods, being scared by the activity and noise of the city. There he was praised by a cult who thought he was the ancient god Toupiyer. Dillon Decker was born in the mountains of Tunisia. At the age of five he killed 5 elephants, who were attacking his mother, with his bare hands. At the age of ten he struck down the mighty dragon Tholdor who was terrorizing his village. David Murray Was born unto a woman of the sea but was cursed to live amongst Human's when he broke the sacred Mermaid law by killing a Barron, who was taxing the citizens of his city unfairly. Cody Reeves grew out of the land just the same as plants do. When he was old enough, he ran away from the farm and lived amongst other renegade plant men and helped overthrow the fascist human government. One day when David was praying on a mountain within the city of Bethlehem, Cody heard the beautiful song he was singing unto Jehovah and had to find out who was singing the melody. Cody found the source of the sound and spoke unto him. the 2 decided to star a Uber band. But first, they needed more people. They found Dillon playing a guitar to sooth a troll who was eating the cattle in his small town. They discovered Kyle when he was killing a herd of Buffalo for his family by merely screaming at them. Together this group of truly extraordinary men creates music that will revolutionize the way people think about music. This is DANDY LION.
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