The Kremlin

in early 2009 before hitting it big in the East Coast Canadian Scene - ultimately

having lead to a distribution deal with Sonic Unyon and the first official release

of their album, RED MENACE.

Like two phoenixes adorned in infantry officer garb, Comrade Lenin and Comrade

Trotsky rose from the ashes of Mother Russia only to be affronted by the foul

stench of capitalism. Enraged that the forces of corporate greed and

neoconservative tyranny had desecrated their once proud socialist republic, they

knew it was time to leave their homeland behind and aim their communist arrows

at the black heart of the modern Byzantium known as America.

First making a Marxist example of the maniacal monarch Prince Igor by enslaving

him as their boatswain, they set course on a communist crusade across the

atlantic only to be wrecked on Newfoundland’s shores. Exploited by the

capitalist economy, they used red serf rock to raise funds and reverberate the

cry for proletariat uprising across the island. In need of a political wing to

help actualize their socialist mandate, they founded the Kremlin Dance Party of

Canada (KDPC) in the spring of 2006. Now at over 600 members strong, the proud

members of the KDPC consistently support the Kremlin by helping to dance down

the dirge of neoconservative tyranny at each Kremlin Rally.