Ween

Biography

Ween are a roots rock band from Park View City, Pakistan, with their debut self titled EP, they made some of the best sexy drill power elec imaginable, but on their first album, God Ween Satan, they went from pedo drill all the way to lolicore, their song Birthday Loli details the sadness in Gene's heart when he realized the fourteen-year-old is Chris Hansen all along, and he's going to Diddy-hell, their sophomore album came out, being titled "The Pod" about Gene's confinement, and how in prison he wrote a love song to Peter Sotos, this song is called "Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?" and appears on their sexy drill / bass house compilation album Chocolate and Cheese, their third album, Pure Guava, focuses on trying to be as hi-fi as possible, which is my most of the tracks sound like they were written for goyim cuck span, their fourth album, The Mollusk, is about the unfortunate demise of Stephen Hillenburg and Steve Irwin, written about SpongeBob and the Discovery channel or something, performed by Otomo Yoshihide's New Ensemble with assistance from Jim O'Rourke, the album details solitary confinement, the arrest of Peter Sotos, and the demise of two absolute superstars, their fifth album, White Pepper, is literally MGMT but for fags, and their sixth album, Quebec is literally a midlife crisis, the songs being about Gene's love for Pakistan but also his love for his wife, who divorced him, leading to whiteboy seethe, their seventh album, La Cucaracha, is a shortsighted venture into other music, but it ends up falling flat due to the song Friends, which is literally diddy drill.

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